The UP College of Business Administration has been officially renamed as the Cesar Emilio Aguinaldo Virata School of Business. There’s some debate going on about the legality of this move, but I don’t wish to add more fuel to the fire by unleashing my own barrage of academically-disguised expletives. Instead, I’ll defer to the wisdom of the administration and just propose that the following suggestions be considered in support of the current initiative:
- The Benigno Simeon Cojuangco Aquino III School of Neoliberal Economics;
- The Ferdinand Edralin Marcos College of Martial Law;
- The Vicente Castelo Sotto III Creative Writing Center;
- The Liwayway Gawgaw Tapia College of Education;
- The Manuel “Lito” Lapid College of Superhuman Kinetics;
- The UP MAROONONGS (to replace MAROONS; pampataas ng confidence levels, esp for the basketball team);
- The Gloria Macapagal Arroyo National College of Public Administreyshen and Governance;
- The Wilfredo Buendia Revillame College of Mass Hysterical Communications;
- The Lucio Tan School of Contractual Labor and Industrial Relations;
- The Henry Sy, Sr. University Shopping Center (pushing for “Mart“);
- The Sixto Serrano Brillantes, Jr. Financial Assistance Program (To be known as the Sixto-FAP) with Brackets 60, 30, and 10;
- The Imelda Romualdez Marcos Sunken Garden of Truth, Goodness, and All Things Beautiful;and
- The Zobel de Ayala Public-Private-Partnership University of the Philippines