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Posted in Home's Cool on 07/19/2009 by cabring


I’ve been married for 15 years to a MILF who just turned 40.

And throughout the 15 years we’ve been together, we’ve experienced just about all kinds of fuck-ups imaginable, unimaginable, and everything else in between.

Before we became an item, I had to invent a story about me having sex with a total stranger in a party that never happened just so my girlfriend at the time would initiate a break-up. I know, I know. It was cruel and twisted, but the relationship really wasn’t going anywhere anymore and I didn’t have the heart to be the one to do the splitting-up, so there. (To every rumor-mongering shithead out there from our old college crowd who conjectured and assumed this and that about the whole affair, here, finally, is the version – the true one, mind you – that you assholes were never privy to, so…tangina niyo ngayong lahat, kung sinu-sino man kayo, hahaha.)

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